This post is, well, for posterity. To record that the Elon-Musk-owned Twitter Inc auto-responds to all press inquiries with a "poop" emoji:
Going forward it will automatically reply to journalists’ inquiries with a single poop emoji, Musk announced… When asked for comment on Monday morning, Twitter promptly responded to NPR’s email with a scat symbol.
NPR also posted a screenshot of its experience:
This post has no particular significance than to record this for my future self’s chuckles.